dear gorgeous,
the Academy Award had passed, while another finds out who’s win and who’s “finn”, i’ll find out who-wear-what in the red carpet, cos this is the “time” to show some teeth, ladies!
STARTS WITH THE BEST:

Cameron Diaz wearing Oscar de la Renta crystal-studded gown, fantastic! And look at her buffy arms, also her mature hair, hoop diamond earings and her glossy red lips..tempting! love it, Cam!

Well, thank God Kristen Stewart did not wear the crankypants plus the over-sized tees, instead she was very spectacular in midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown with the heart-shape neckline. Honestly the accesories is very less, but we love the bracelet.

Oh we are perfectly heart Rachel McAdams water color princess gown by Elie Saab, the up-do hair, the earings, the..the.. oh we just love you, but it’s better if you bring that cute accessory-ehem! Ryan Gosling-with you, you’re perfect together! oh..sorry it was private emotion

oh-oh look at that shiny hair combined the shiny-shimmering-satiny dress. Sandy is classy!

Carey Mulligan’s frock is really rock! was that cool? i made that rhymes.. anyway, if you look at this Prada gown, you’ll see a gown for a rocker-chic

this gown covered in teeny forks, knives, scissors, nuts, bolts and other hardware. beware of magnets, girl!
and here we go…..
WHO WEAR IT WORSE:

errrr.. what is that in her boobies? oh no, the longer i put my eyes in there the more i get dizzy.. i think that swirling thing in her chest is hypnotizing

Hil, just because u were played as a boy in “boys don’t cry” doesn’t mean we forgot that u are a very pretty lady. so, just hide a lil’ bit of your girlie assets in there, ok?

hey Mag, tell us how to tied up that Hawaiian table-cover into a dress. really, Maggie Gyllenhaal is the most creative person, she wore that dress while others busy to prepare a floral or shiny gown to step in the chic-est red carpet.

you know what, when one of the supporting actress in the movie up in the air said that ‘i want to be exactly like you in 15 years!’ i was like, ‘yeah! me too! you are cool Vera Faminga!’ but you ruin my dream today. you know why. yeah, because i can’t dance flamenco like you! you were teaching flamenco with those raspberry colored dress when you realized that you must be in the red carpet, right? right?

well, uhmm… *i spent 10 minutes to say ‘errr..’ ‘umm…’* okay, i just want to know, honestly Zoe, do you want more attention or do you want to use that ruffled in the bottom of your dress to drag a water jar from the river to the hometree in Pandora?
because the sparkly beidge bodice is just perfect, so i decided to help Givenchy redress you

well, that was it.
many dresses are inspirational but not less that are irrational..
kissyou,
ms. Friday & ms. Sunday